What Crank'z your Shank!?

What cranks your shank, dog shit in your drive way when you don't own a dog? Parking @ Bondi & returning to your car 3min after the ticket expires to find a salary loss tucked nicely under the wind screen wiper? or is it when you book a table @ your fave restaurant & it comes time to take your order & they have run out of what you were going to order for your main course? Tell us, we've been there before some one might be able to give you some great advice to help overcome such a sitch, like kick the neighbours cat, play your stereo @ 11pm on a Tuesday eve if that makes you feel better. If your neighbours have an issue. . . your should go to the doctors & have the fun that went up there but & died retrieved & resuscitated!